Monday, 7 November 2016

Think of yr heavenly home

*ADMISSION!*
           *ADMISSION!!*
           *ADMISSION!!!*
The University of Heaven is hereby requesting candidates to apply at our prestigious University.
Pls note that any candidate
applying must pick our New-Man Form & drop the Old-Man at Salvation Hall. Our Office Complex is in Calvary.

The Forms are free due to the fact that the Registrar, the Lord Jesus Christ has paid for it with His blood.

Any candidate who fails
any of these Faculty of Grace preliminary courses here on earth will not be shortlisted: Salvation, Sanctification &
Baptism of the Holy Ghost.

Pls note that any candidate with Satanic
Identification Number (SIN) will not be permitted at the Holiness Highway, the road that leads to the New Jerusalem Lecture
Theatre.

Visit Calvary today to be shortlisted for the
matriculation ceremony known as the Lord's Supper where Old & New Patriarchs will be re-united.

The final list will be
released on the Rapture Day. We hope u'll make it to the final list. Thank u & be aware that Jesus is coming soon.

*As I send this message to* *u, I expect u to spread it* *by forwarding it to ur* *friends. It is our* *responsibility to preach* *the Gospel.*

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